It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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