I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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