We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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