I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Vodka?
Forever.
The feeling are messing with the penis
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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