Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I don't think brook has ever known best
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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