they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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