So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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