Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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