People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
