butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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