Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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