just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
