And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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