Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
BRING THE BAGELS
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
