We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Randomize
