I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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