road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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