I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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