I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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