I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I licked your asshole in confidence.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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