I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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