Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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