Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
