I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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