do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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