I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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