In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Randomize
