She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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