just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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