Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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