Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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