ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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