.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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