and next time when you feel me up, do it right
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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