Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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