Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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