It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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