The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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