You really coming over, don't trick.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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