Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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