So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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