Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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