Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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