I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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