i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
