he wants to bone in the snuggie
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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