just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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