Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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