i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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