The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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