he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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