I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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