Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
His nipple licking is glorious
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